Asian girl ( Parody of Billionare by Bruno Mars+Travie McCoy)
I wanna be a asian girl so freakin' bad
Buyin' all of the rice I never had
I wanna be on the cover of asian magazines
eating all the pocky and yanyans
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see noodles cook just right(theyre instant)
A different pocky every night all right
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a asian girl
Yeah I would have a show like asians
I would be the host of, everyday new year
Give asians a yanyan
I’d probably pull an asian eyes and black hair
And adopt a bunch of hello panda
Give away a few pandas like an asian girl
And last but not least grant somebody their last panda
Its been a couple months since I’ve single so
You can call me asian girl with the pocky
Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where yanyans are
And for sure i buy more
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own hello panda
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my noodles cook right
A different pocky every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a asian girl
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a asian girl
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a asian girl I’ll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I’ll compliment him on his pocky and yanyans
Toss a couple pocky in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the yanyan, pandas completely separate
And yeah I’ll be in a whole new rstaurant
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple pockys
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your pocky
And put it in the air and eat I wanna be a asian girl so fricking bad
Buy all of the pockys I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of asians magazine
eating all the pocky and yanyans I wanna be a asian girl so frickin bad!
Buyin' all of the rice I never had
I wanna be on the cover of asian magazines
eating all the pocky and yanyans
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see noodles cook just right(theyre instant)
A different pocky every night all right
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a asian girl
Yeah I would have a show like asians
I would be the host of, everyday new year
Give asians a yanyan
I’d probably pull an asian eyes and black hair
And adopt a bunch of hello panda
Give away a few pandas like an asian girl
And last but not least grant somebody their last panda
Its been a couple months since I’ve single so
You can call me asian girl with the pocky
Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where yanyans are
And for sure i buy more
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own hello panda
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my noodles cook right
A different pocky every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a asian girl
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a asian girl
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a asian girl I’ll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I’ll compliment him on his pocky and yanyans
Toss a couple pocky in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the yanyan, pandas completely separate
And yeah I’ll be in a whole new rstaurant
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple pockys
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your pocky
And put it in the air and eat I wanna be a asian girl so fricking bad
Buy all of the pockys I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of asians magazine
eating all the pocky and yanyans I wanna be a asian girl so frickin bad!