California Rolls(Parody of California Gurls by Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dog)
Greetings, sushi lovers
Let's take a journey
(MUSIC)
I know a place
Where asian food iz delish
Warm, wet and wild
There's sumthin yummy on the dish
Eatin white rice(or fried!)
Using our chopsticks
Everyone breaks their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek (At the sushi)
You could travel the worldd!
But nothing comes close
To the Asian Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh
California rolls
We're unforgettable
Sticky rice with sesame seeds on top
Wasabi so hot we'll sure it'll melt your mouth, gurl
Oh, oh,oh,oh
California rolls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, by the way,
We got some soy sauce!
Asian coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oh, oh,oh,oh
Crowds-- at the beach
They really, really hungry, oh
They freak in their Jeeps
They see some California Rolls(oh oh)
You could travel the worldd!
But nothing comes close
To the Asian Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh
California rolls
We're unforgettable
Sticky rice with sesame seeds on top
Wasabi so hot we'll sure it'll melt your mouth, gurl
Oh, oh,oh,oh
California rolls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, by the way,
We got some soy sauce
Asian coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oh, oh,oh,oh
Handmade, boxed and ready
Give them some cuz they look yummy
Wild, wild crowds of Asians
These are the people that are amazin'
I mean, those are the ones
Those sushi the ones
Eat them
devour them
Swallow them whole
The people go freak
Because they see
Those California rolls that
Fill me with glee
Ginger, soy sauce
You know you want it cuz
They're the best
They're a must
ASIAN CUISINE ROCKS
Asians
Hanging out
All that black hair
Hanging out
Funny, sunny, sweet as honey
No racists
Just some Asians and a bunny
(What??)
All Asians, no Caucasians
(yeah?)
You listening here, Asians?
(Uh huh)
We all think you're cool
Cuz you representing
California rolls
(Ohhh ohh OHH)
California rolls
We're unforgettable
Sticky rice with sesame seeds on top
Wasabi so hot we'll sure it'll melt your mouth, gurl
Oh, oh,oh,oh
California rolls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, by the way,
We got some soy sauce
Asian coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oh, oh,oh,oh
CALIFORNIAAAA!!
CALIFORNIA ROLLS!!
(That's right, guys!)
CALIFORNIAAA!!
CALIFORNIA ROLLS!!
(I really wish everyone loved)
CALIFORNIA ROLLS!!
HOPED U LIKED IT... REQUEST MORE ASIAN PARODIES IN THE ASIAN POWER PART OF THE BLOG SECTION!!
Let's take a journey
(MUSIC)
I know a place
Where asian food iz delish
Warm, wet and wild
There's sumthin yummy on the dish
Eatin white rice(or fried!)
Using our chopsticks
Everyone breaks their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek (At the sushi)
You could travel the worldd!
But nothing comes close
To the Asian Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh
California rolls
We're unforgettable
Sticky rice with sesame seeds on top
Wasabi so hot we'll sure it'll melt your mouth, gurl
Oh, oh,oh,oh
California rolls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, by the way,
We got some soy sauce!
Asian coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oh, oh,oh,oh
Crowds-- at the beach
They really, really hungry, oh
They freak in their Jeeps
They see some California Rolls(oh oh)
You could travel the worldd!
But nothing comes close
To the Asian Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh
California rolls
We're unforgettable
Sticky rice with sesame seeds on top
Wasabi so hot we'll sure it'll melt your mouth, gurl
Oh, oh,oh,oh
California rolls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, by the way,
We got some soy sauce
Asian coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oh, oh,oh,oh
Handmade, boxed and ready
Give them some cuz they look yummy
Wild, wild crowds of Asians
These are the people that are amazin'
I mean, those are the ones
Those sushi the ones
Eat them
devour them
Swallow them whole
The people go freak
Because they see
Those California rolls that
Fill me with glee
Ginger, soy sauce
You know you want it cuz
They're the best
They're a must
ASIAN CUISINE ROCKS
Asians
Hanging out
All that black hair
Hanging out
Funny, sunny, sweet as honey
No racists
Just some Asians and a bunny
(What??)
All Asians, no Caucasians
(yeah?)
You listening here, Asians?
(Uh huh)
We all think you're cool
Cuz you representing
California rolls
(Ohhh ohh OHH)
California rolls
We're unforgettable
Sticky rice with sesame seeds on top
Wasabi so hot we'll sure it'll melt your mouth, gurl
Oh, oh,oh,oh
California rolls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, by the way,
We got some soy sauce
Asian coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oh, oh,oh,oh
CALIFORNIAAAA!!
CALIFORNIA ROLLS!!
(That's right, guys!)
CALIFORNIAAA!!
CALIFORNIA ROLLS!!
(I really wish everyone loved)
CALIFORNIA ROLLS!!
HOPED U LIKED IT... REQUEST MORE ASIAN PARODIES IN THE ASIAN POWER PART OF THE BLOG SECTION!!