CLEVER COMEBACKS
This section of our site is all about clever comebacks...READ ON! Oh yeah, and we're never finished with this list of comebacks, so keep checking for new ones! And if you have some comebacks to add, leave comments in the comeback section of the blog. comment in the blog on what u think: if something is inapropriate or funny or boring or awesome.....and remember we didn't intend to hurt people.... sorry!!! :( this is just for your enterrtainment and if your bored!!!!! ps i heard most of these from other people, websites, books, comics, and other stuff......i didnt make them all up
Comebacks/Insults for Annoying/Strange People
I'm already visualizing the duct tape on your mouth...
I'm not being rude--you're just insignificant.
Sorry, I don't have time on my schedule to be annoyed. Just leave a message and i won't get back to it!
Nothing you say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.
The earth is full! GO HOME!
Sorry, i can't understand what you're saying. I don't know the language called RETARD!
Oh you were talking to me? i thought you were talking with your imaginary friend???????
Comebacks/Insults for Annoying/Strange People
I'm already visualizing the duct tape on your mouth...
I'm not being rude--you're just insignificant.
Sorry, I don't have time on my schedule to be annoyed. Just leave a message and i won't get back to it!
Nothing you say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.
The earth is full! GO HOME!
Sorry, i can't understand what you're saying. I don't know the language called RETARD!
Oh you were talking to me? i thought you were talking with your imaginary friend???????
When Insulted On Your Intelligence....
- When they were distributing brains, you had got there too late and they had ran out.
- I would tell you to get a brain check but then i forgot that you don't have a brain.
- I'd insult you, but you're not smart enough to even notice.
- Did you change your mind? Hopefully this one works this time...
- Well i bet you're so stupid you trip over wireless phones.
- I would ask you what your problems are, but to name them all would take forever.
- Were you dropped as a child?
-you shouldn't let your mind wander, it's too small to go out on its own by Jessamine
- Keep talking one day you might say something smart!!!
- When you run into a telephone pole, you blame the pole!
- I would tell you to get a brain check but then i forgot that you don't have a brain.
- I'd insult you, but you're not smart enough to even notice.
- Did you change your mind? Hopefully this one works this time...
- Well i bet you're so stupid you trip over wireless phones.
- I would ask you what your problems are, but to name them all would take forever.
- Were you dropped as a child?
-you shouldn't let your mind wander, it's too small to go out on its own by Jessamine
- Keep talking one day you might say something smart!!!
- When you run into a telephone pole, you blame the pole!
When Insulted on your appearance..
- Dude, take off your mask! It's not the ugliest mask contest today!
- What's that on your face?(Get really close to the persons face and poke them) Oh yeah, its called HIDEOUS!
- You're so ugly that when you entered the Most Ugliest Person contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
- You should try OPENING the door before you walk in the room.
- You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom
- so is your face.
The nerd club called. They want your face back.
- What's that on your face?(Get really close to the persons face and poke them) Oh yeah, its called HIDEOUS!
- You're so ugly that when you entered the Most Ugliest Person contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
- You should try OPENING the door before you walk in the room.
- You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom
- so is your face.
The nerd club called. They want your face back.
Sarcastic Comments
-Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
-Sarcasm is another service I offer.
-Cool. I wish i cared!!
-Tell it to your imaginary friend.
-I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
-You have no idea how depressing it is to find out that we're from the same species.
-Wait, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
-Cry me a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
-LISTEN TO ME. GUESS WHAT. I DONT CARE!
-Sarcasm is another service I offer.
-Cool. I wish i cared!!
-Tell it to your imaginary friend.
-I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
-You have no idea how depressing it is to find out that we're from the same species.
-Wait, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
-Cry me a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
-LISTEN TO ME. GUESS WHAT. I DONT CARE!